Monday, May 12, 2008

You won't believe what I saw yesterday! (A must read)

Okay, so yesterday I went and did a brief magic show at a convalescent home for Mother's Day. Afterwards, Alexis and I went out to lunch at a vegan restaurant. (FYI: I am a full fledged meat eater once again, after 18 years of being a vegetarian!)

At the table next to us were two older women discussing "business." One of the women was talking about strategic moves she was thinking about making or not making. Her friend's first piece of stellar advice was, "I need to get you in touch with my psychic."

But wait...It gets even better...

The friend then pulls out of her pocket a PENDULUM and a chart and has the other woman ask the pendulum what decisions she should make regarding her business. Both of these ladies were dead serious as they waited with bated breath for the pendulum to answer.

I sat there trying not to fall off my chair with laughter and thought "Only in Los Angeles."

I told Alexis I could make a killing being the psychic marketing expert. I would charge a ton of money to do some bogus psychic stuff but then give really stellar marketing advice. My freaky clients of course would think that their results and success came from my psychic ability!

What's sad is, although most small business owners aren't consulting a psychic to make important business decisions, they might as well be because they are making decisions based on what everyone else in their industry is doing or based on what "feels" right.

The problem is, when you do what everyone else in your industry is doing, it's like the blind leading the blind. The problem with doing what feels right is that, very often, what gets the best results is counter intuitive.

So how to build and grow a successful business? It's really quite simple. Listen to people who know what they are talking about and follow a proven plan. Heck, for less than one hundred bucks, I'll hand you the damn plan on a silver platter AND give you to marketing tools to implement the plan. Get it now at:

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Gotta go. It's time for me to consult my crystal ball.

~Dave "The King Of Psychic Marketing" Dee

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